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Huh?

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I'm sure I'll be able to walk tomorrow.

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But you're great.

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It's not bad, but it was a little wider.

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We're

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really

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old here.

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So what do you do? Do you have to wear
it or what?

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I can't take it anymore, my old woman. I
have at least three years to let go of

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my toes.

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Oh, it's awful.

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Listen, we've got to get rid of the
scoundrels. We've got to at least get

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them to their point.

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We've got to, we've got to.

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By the time we left, I hadn't had time
to try.

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Oh, and I'm sick of it.

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And the cops won't come and get us here.

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We're better off in front of our box.

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You know, if we close our eyes, we'll
think we're by the sea.

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Yes, I'm very drunk.

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Do you like it?

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No, I don't like it.

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The more I think about it, the more I
realize that we were right to quit this

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job. You know, in the end, the customers
would kick my ass with their supply line

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and their delivery tickets.

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It's true.

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In life, there's still something else
than supermarkets.

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Speaking for you, I really liked my job.

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Another 15 years and I was a
cashier-chef.

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Oh yeah? So what are you doing here?

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You're my girlfriend. We do everything
together.

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We had our certificate together.

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Our first date together.

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Our first boyfriend.

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Together? Oh, yes. I remember that.

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They even slapped us together.

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My poor daughter.

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If you didn't exist, I think they would
have invented you.

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Maybe.

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You know, if we went, we wouldn't have
been able to go around the food chain.

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Don't you have a little tooth?

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Me too, but...

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Unfortunately, there's nothing to eat in
there.

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Oh, yes, twins.

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Even if we made them boil for a long
time, it's sure that they will stay on

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our stomachs.

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You can laugh with your mini cassette.

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The question is the trend, we are not
rockets.

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Not even a packet of biscuits.

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Oh, yes, but finally, we're traveling.

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Look, we've already arrived at La
Varenne.

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Well, you're kidding, but I've never
passed the port of Italy.

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Oh, you're going to make me cry.

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Tiens, qu'est-ce qui se passe là-bas?

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It looks like a procession.

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Oh, but it's far.

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Oh, but what... Like that.

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Oh no, it's very close. Oh yes,
what is it?

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People visiting a building.

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And is it pretty?

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No, not great.

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They have weird faces.

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But I'm talking to you about the house.

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Oh, the high standard, old girl. There
some who refuse nothing.

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Oh, there's even a hair salon
on the floors.

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Ah, I see you there already.

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Me? Yeah.

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Here, your mom is making you freeze.

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It's not possible.

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Oh no!

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Oh, shit.

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Oh.

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Oh, no.

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So, do you know where she is?

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Of course!

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I have my Roudoudou!

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He's waiting for me every night, my
Roudoudou.

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Listen, this guy is driving me nuts.
Just look at him.

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When he's out, we'll think we're in
front of a cheese boat.

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Yeah, I know he's a little scared, but
he's my beloved Roudoudou.

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So, go find him.

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I'll stay and settle down here. I'll
become a squatter.

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A what?

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Une squatteur, c'est du russe. Ça veut
dire qu'on occupe des pioles vides, sans

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autorisation, sans rien payer et sans se
faire boire.

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Oh, mais t'as lu ça dans Spirou?

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Bon, alors, qu'est-ce que tu décides? Tu
restes ou tu pars?

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Non, t'es ma copine. On fait tout
ensemble.

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Si tu squattes, je squatte.

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Alors, squattons.

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Tell me, if it's to squat in a cellar, I
don't see so much interest.

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You need a start to everything. And then
the cellar, that's where we put the

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pinard. You follow me?

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Here, look.

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Do you see this door?

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Well, I'm sure that behind this door,
there's Saint-Emilion in trouble.

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Who are you looking for?

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Saint-Emilion, it's a cousin.

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Excuse us, we must have mistaken floors.

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Excuse me, sir, if I seem indiscreet,
but why do you live in the cellar?

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Oh, that's a long story.

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But come in, let's have a drink.

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No, no, don't worry, I'm a peaceful
hermit.

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My life rules are abstinence,
non-violence, and counter-dance.

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It's nice in your house, sir.

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Diogenes, Diogenes, Diogenes, yes, yes,
yes.

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I've been living here for 30 years.

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I was born here and died here. This room
is all that's left of the apartment I

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used to live in. It's been demolished to
build this shitty apartment.

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You mean the promoters buried you alive?

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Why? Because I didn't want to leave.

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They did some great work, but I didn't
want to leave.

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And so they started building.

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To dig, to dig the foundations.

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And from remblai to remblai, I almost
ended up on the first floor, on the

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first basement.

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That can prevent your rent from going up
again.

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Tell me, Mr. Diogenes, is there an
unoccupied apartment in the floors?

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Wait and see, wait and see.

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Maybe on the third floor.

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It's not big, but I warn you, it's very
noisy.

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Ah, because the apartment is against the
street? No, against the water pipes.

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You know very well, we hear everything
that happens at the owners.

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That is to say, it saves you from buying
a radio or even a TV.

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The good evenings, we always find two
beautiful disputes to get into.

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Yes, yes. And then, and then on the
third floor, you have Madame Rupino, the

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singer who makes her vocals.

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And in the fourth, the cabinet of Dr.

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Senac, who consults his favorite
clients. And many other singers still.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, it's
their time. Listen.

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It's the end of the 4th episode.

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Ah.

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um

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i love you

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Oh.

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I love you.

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Do you think it's here?

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Listen, we can't be wrong.

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It's the only apartment in Paris where
we don't hear any fights, no marmots, no

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TV. So he's free.

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Don't panic, my pretty, I was waiting
for you.

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Really? Here, I'll leave you the room.

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I've been squatting for an hour and I'm
already tired of it.

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Besides, I thought it was weird that
this room was unoccupied while it's full

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everywhere. But why?

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What's ringing here?

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What's ringing?

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Well, it's the other neighbor's bell who
installed a machine to watch the girls

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in her dining room.

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So here, excuse me, it's a permanent
synopsis from morning to evening.

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Well, I thought the annoying thing was
the ventilation ducts.

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Also, but they, as they pass in the
bedroom to sleep and in the kitchen

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where you have the vacuum cleaners, it's
here that we're pretty quiet.

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Pretty quiet?

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Yeah, because up there, there's a
penguin who roars all day.

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Who roars?

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Yeah, a carpenter, if you prefer.

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Ah!

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I'm going to go.

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The agency has to pay us to take care of
this.

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Bye.

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Be

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careful

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with your fist.

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Why is it so dark in here? I don't like
it.

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Wait, I'll look for it here.

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I'll find it in the light.

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Oh, I found it.

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Ah, look at that.

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It's nice in here now. Do you think so?

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Yeah, it's not bad. Come on, put
yourself in there. Come on, don't lie

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down there.

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No, no, no, put yourself on the left.
Why? Because I prefer to sleep on the

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right.

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Yeah.

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You know, I'm a little hungry now.

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We know.

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The old man next door called me.

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Diogenes? Yes.

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I'm going to order something.

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Yes.

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Mr.

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Diogenes!

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Mr. Diogenes! It's us!

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Mr. Diogenes!

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Mr.

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Diogenes! We're hungry!

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Here you

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are,

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miss.

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Good night, Miss.

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Good night.

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Ah, y'a de l'ambiance.

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I'm holding you back with your luxury squat.
Total, neither piol, nor guy.

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Oh, look, stop complaining.

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Tomorrow it will be daylight.

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Listen, are we coming?

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Maybe they're tall blondes,
with big blue eyes, lost in the

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night, looking for a sleeping bag
to warm up. Yes, well,

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unfortunately for you, it seems
more like girls.

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Uh-huh.

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I'm sorry.

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Um,

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Oh.

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um oh

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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Tell me, isn't it nice to play trumpet
in a pool where we don't have the right

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to live? To live in an apartment that
doesn't belong to you and to jog in a

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park forbidden to vagabonds. In the end,
it's more fun to squat in broad

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daylight. And you know that the others
really take us for owners.

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Yes.

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Me,

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owner.

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If my Roudoudou saw me, me, owner, he
would be stiff.

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Oh, listen.

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Red or not red, let me smell your doudou
because I'll see you next time, honey.

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Can you be selfish?

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Of course, you live off love and fresh
water.

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I'm not the same.

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I'm starting to be overwhelmed by the
heat, if you want to know.

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The squat, as you say, is very nice, but
that's not what I'm going to do. I'm

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going to send myself on a plane.

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Shit!

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My God, what a language!

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Go to Cordier's, the antique shop.
You'll be served.

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With his important air, a guy who wants
to give you importance without getting

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there, thank you very much.

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Here, I prefer Dr.

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Sennac. Really?

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Well, yes, I think that for an
intellectual, he doesn't look too

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stupid.

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I have a great idea.

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We're not in the shit.

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What if we wrote a book about the life
of this house?

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Well, what for?

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They're all crazy.

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Precisely. We'll present this as the
archetype of the concentration and

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alienation of bourgeois cities.

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Shit!

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Shit!

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What did you say?

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Uh, archetype of something, the
bourgeois. Oh my!

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Be careful, eh?

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Former supermarket cashier. Too stuck
for Bibi.

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No way.

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Listen, literature is a
question of formula. You'll see.

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Take Ruder for example. You know, the
filmmaker who edits in his

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dining room.

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Well, try to define, in one
sentence, like that, without thinking too much. M

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doesn't inspire confidence.

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He seems as doubtful to me as a
used car dealer.

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Hey, fifth floor attorney. You
know, the one who always opens the

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mouth.

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Oh,

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shit!

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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um um

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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No, no, no.

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You

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh, God.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh.

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Ugh.

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It's not me that people would say things to
like this.

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I don't think a word of it.

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You know, men are all
liars.

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Well, you see, even if it's not sincere,
It’s still really cool.

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Words of love are like a
luxury preserves that we open to adults

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occasions. We pretend to love him
because it's expensive.

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Look, it doesn't have much to do with it,
but I note.

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Another twenty pages like that,
and I complete my manuscript.

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I can unpack you dozens of
dumpers like that on the issue.

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Say.

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50-50.

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50

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-50.

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I don't know many of them.

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00:50:07,010 --> 00:50:09,610
I don't know any of them. So you're sure
you're going to make me laugh.

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00:50:11,410 --> 00:50:12,410
Yeah, I have one.

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In a school, an inspector enters a
class.

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He takes a student at random and asks
him, what would you like to do later?

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Doctor, painter or car wash, says the
student.

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You don't look very fixed, says the
inspector.

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00:50:25,170 --> 00:50:26,510
Oh yes, Mr. Inspector.

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What interests me most is to see naked
women.

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I don't understand everything.

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Don't you have an easier one?

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A short one now.

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In paradise, two angels who flew
joyfully entered the collision.

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A third one, a former mechanic, came to
help them get up. It's nothing, he says.

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Two hours of training, he won't appear
anymore.

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00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:49,520
I'm getting more and more hungry.

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Imagine
that it's been two hours that I've been

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listening to you from the other side of
the wall and that I'm literally stuck in

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two.

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It reminds me of a story that happened
to Dr. Sedak, the one who lives in the

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4th floor. You know, to be honest, it's
not me, he's a psychoanalyst at the time

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of the meal. And one day, he makes a new
customer come in.

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00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,160
Say, little wolf, what's your
profession?

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00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:23,780
Then the other one answers, mechanic in
a garage.

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00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:28,400
And then the other one... So, since it's
like that, answers Sedak, instead of

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lying on the sofa, lie down underneath.

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00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:35,100
You know a lot of them, like this one.

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00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,380
Tons, tons!

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I'm a specialist.

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00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,880
Besides, it's very simple.

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00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,040
I collect them all.

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00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:43,260
Would you mind showing me your
collection of funny stories?

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00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,500
With pleasure, miss.

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00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:45,700
Come with me, I'll show you.

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00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,260
Okay, come on.

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00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,880
Oh,

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00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:53,580
shit! This one is breathless.

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00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,900
Wait, I'm going to find a guy too.

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00:52:03,850 --> 00:52:07,130
Fume un joint là-bas dans la salle de
bain.

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00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,760
Oh.

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00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:32,220
Scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape.

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00:57:27,089 --> 00:57:28,490
um

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01:02:03,030 --> 01:02:04,150
Thank you.

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01:02:05,050 --> 01:02:07,430
And now, tell us about your childhood.

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01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:15,440
When I was little, I wasn't tall.

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01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,320
I showed my ass to all the passers-by.

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01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,380
Well, do you smoke?

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01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,700
Oh, no, never.

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01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,780
Except once, I sniffed all the gas in my
lighter because I wanted to send

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01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:27,440
myself... And then?

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01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,660
And then I found myself at the hostel
with an edema in my lung.

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01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,180
You who are a hermit, what do you think
of the new philosophers?

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01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:39,020
The new philosophers, the modern
philosophers, only last the time of a

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literary season.

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01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:41,100
Other questions?

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01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,500
In your opinion, why did men start the
war?

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01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,420
To be among themselves. So that women
don't bother them with stupid questions.

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01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,580
Very well. Since you take it that way,
you won't be part of my future best

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01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:52,580
-seller.

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01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,640
First of all, I don't care.

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01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,020
The real best-sellers are the telephone
buttons.

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01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,160
We're really in a state of low tension.

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01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,360
Any well-fed nana would have taken
advantage of this to make a man out of

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01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:11,700
us. Not even us.

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01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:14,100
Do you want me to make you a little
juice?

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01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,880
If you think it's going to make me go up
the counter, I'll tell you a good thing,

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01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:20,859
old lady.

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01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:27,180
A nana without a man is like Charlemagne
without his beard, Joan of Arc without

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01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:29,100
his voice and the Pope without Boeing.

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01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,340
Yeah, listen, in the meantime, try to
sleep.

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01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:32,580
Tomorrow will be a day.

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01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:42,710
Hey, tell me, what else?

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01:03:45,230 --> 01:03:48,570
I'm starting to regret my box and my
teddy bear.

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01:03:49,330 --> 01:03:51,850
In short, I'm fed up with it.

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01:03:53,010 --> 01:03:54,010
Oh, you.

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01:03:54,570 --> 01:03:58,330
You know, the day we put the cones in
orbit, it's not over yet, my dear.

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01:03:59,530 --> 01:04:01,170
Go to sleep and have a good dream.

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01:04:02,730 --> 01:04:03,730
I never dream.

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01:04:04,530 --> 01:04:05,530
Yes, once.

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01:04:06,090 --> 01:04:08,890
But since I'm not used to it, it stopped
me from sleeping.

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01:04:31,350 --> 01:04:33,610
Hey, that must make for some funny
Chinese shadows.

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01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:39,660
Mm-hmm.

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01:09:16,070 --> 01:09:22,529
You think it was smart to put in the
mailboxes of everyone the clandestine

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01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:24,990
recordings we made of them? It's as if
you had put a pin in a bin.

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01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:26,830
Yes, but do you understand?

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01:09:26,950 --> 01:09:29,810
It's the only way I've found to get you
out of this mess.

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01:09:33,590 --> 01:09:34,590
Well, then, it's decided.

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01:09:34,790 --> 01:09:36,069
You go back to the supermarket.

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01:09:36,930 --> 01:09:38,350
Are you sure you won't regret it?

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01:09:52,129 --> 01:09:56,830
Hey, if you think I'm going to go back
to work at the cash register...

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01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,860
You put your finger in the eye, my dear,
and deep.

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01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,420
Well, do you have a better idea?

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01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,780
For the moment, no. But maybe by
walking... Ah, no, my old woman.

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01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,740
I'll follow you to Saint-Mort.

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01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,040
Last limit.

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01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:26,860
And then, if so far we haven't found
anything, we go home, okay?

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01:10:27,340 --> 01:10:28,199
Got it.

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01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,200
Here, pass me your jewels.

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01:10:29,460 --> 01:10:30,460
But what for?

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01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:32,500
To look for an idea, Pardy.

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01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,060
Oh, my God.

383
01:12:15,150 --> 01:12:16,950
What's going on in Rochelle?

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01:12:17,190 --> 01:12:18,190
Isn't that the Marne?

385
01:12:18,730 --> 01:12:20,370
It's the Indian Ocean, Giotto. Really?

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01:12:22,170 --> 01:12:23,610
Here, pass me the twins.

387
01:12:24,910 --> 01:12:27,350
I ate them, but I was too hungry.

388
01:12:28,330 --> 01:12:29,730
It's okay, I've got another pair.

389
01:12:30,490 --> 01:12:32,350
What's going on over there? It looks
like a court.

390
01:12:33,330 --> 01:12:34,330
It's all ready.

391
01:12:34,430 --> 01:12:35,930
Hey, let's go to the guys' hotel.

392
01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:44,030
Excuse me, you might say I don't know
what I want, but I'd rather send myself

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01:12:44,030 --> 01:12:45,030
alone.

394
01:12:45,270 --> 01:12:46,490
Excuse me, I'm leaving.

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01:13:59,210 --> 01:14:02,010
um um

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01:14:16,010 --> 01:14:17,050
um um

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01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:58,100
. .

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01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:04,840
Mm-hmm

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01:19:44,390 --> 01:19:45,790
Oh.